This is:

A. How Barack Obama sees John McCain

B. How John McCain sees Bill Clinton

C. How Bill Clinton sees Monica Lewinsky

D. How Monica Lewinskly sees Jenny Craig

E. How Jenny Craig sees everybody

F. All of the above

G. A blogfish

H. A blobfish

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